The Children of the New Universe is a small sect of the Neo-Mafia that holds the belief that, upon completing their goal, their bodies will be re-manifested into stars. They will experience inner-peace for the rest of the universe's existence. This doctrine is officially refuted throughout all other sects of the Neo-Mafia. Many Neo-Mafia members will tell you upon being asked: "It's just plain craze-E," but the sect's leader, Mitt Romney, would disagree.

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