Burgers are large, sentient creatures with an unknown origin. They have round eyes that protrude from the top of their body and a mouth that encompasses most of their midsection. Though they have no visible means of locomotion, they are feared warriors who have conquered many civilizations. Their diet consists almost entirely of humans ; the only other thing a Burger has been observed to eat is a bag of Doritos.

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